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Everton 0
Chelski 1
Thought I’d have a go at this match
reporting lark - well me Dad and Jody are
always going on about it so here it is from
a feline’s purr-spective.
Had to watch it on the tele but apparently
it was live (not like the mouse I caught the
other day …. Yumm). Some bloke called Skinny
dropped round to watch the match with me Mum
and Jody (JC after a free tea again no
doubt), but once again my bowl was empty.
Dad was off on a jolly in France, something
about work, helicopters and ships, beats me
what he does but always seems to be doing
something exciting.
So 8-o-clock kick off on Sky, Skinny had the
favourite spot to watch the telly and Jody
tucking into his nosh, the one’s in Blue
started the better and those in ‘really
bright ginger’ seemed a bit more composed.
Skinny and Jody were moaning already- seems
Everton had lost their confidence since some
Italians had knocked them out of the cup.
 Manny
went within a whisker of scoring with what
seemed to be a purrrrfect free kick but some
Cech bloke in a funny hat pushed the ball
around the post with his paw, unfortunately.
Their goal was a tad lucky but the passing
moves before it reminded me of the local
street moggies chasing birds - slick,
patient and timely although the final finish
that put the ball passed Tim was fortunate.
Skinny and Jody where being catty about
Neville and Carsley - that they couldn’t
work together and that we seemed to lack the
hunting instinct without Mikel and Pienaar.
(Although the South African was playing he
was injured in the second half).
 We
were certainly better in the second half and
maybe could have got a draw if the Yak and
AJ understood each other
better but in the end it was another defeat.
The confidence
seems to have gone with no one
fearing us an ymore,
which from the boys in the room seems to be
a bit of
a worry.
One final thing I heard is that Skinny is
currently leading
the balancing a can on
your head contest. Apparently on the flight
home from Italy he balanced a can of
red-shite ale on his head for 2 minutes 35
seconds. Well Skinny, recently, in front of
Tom, I managed to balance a can of Tetley’s
for 3 minutes 15 seconds bet ya can’t beat
that!!!
Thomas O’Malley
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